Мама приходит с работы,
Мама снимает боты,
Мама приходит в дом,
Мама глядит кругом.
- Был на квартиру налёт?
- Нет.
- К нам заходил бегемот?
- Нет.
- Может быть, дом не наш?
- Наш.
- Может, не наш этаж?
- Наш.
Просто приходила Слава
И немножко поиграла.

Школы выше Славы нет,
все ей делают м..ет !

Крикни, Кость, "ШВСМ"
Станет скучно разом всем

Что такое ШВСМ
Я не знаю, брат, совсем

Days of the Week

Leader:
Today is Monday!
Everyone:
Today is Monday!
Leader:
Monday is a whacking day!
Everyone:
Monday is a whacking day!
Leader:
How's your mother?!
Everyone:
Alright!
Leader:
How's your sister?!
Everyone:
Too tight!
Leader:
When's the last time?!
Everyone:
Last night!
Leader:
When's the next time?!
Everyone:
Tonight!
Leader:
ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY?!
Everyone:
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE HAPPY!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

If I Were the Marrying Kind

Everyone:
If I were the marrying kind,
and I thank the Lord
I'm not sir.
The kind of rugger
I would be would be a rugby
Leader:
Prop, sir.
Everyone:
Prop, sir. Why's that, sir?
Leader:
'Cause I'd support a hooker,
and you'd support a hooker.
We'd all support a hooker together.
We'd be alright,
in the middle of the night,
supporting hookers together.

Bestiality's Best
(Sung to the tune of "Wallaby Song")

CHORUS:Bestiality's best boys,
bestiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Bestiality's best boys,
bestiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!